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Happy Birthday MT!


I've always been a fan of "ladies of a certain age" chic. I was donning old lady head scarves before any of my friends gave the charity shop a look in, when I was still the girl who smelled like their granny. Some would say not much has changed, unfortunately.

I have a premature craving for comfortable shoes, when everyone else my age can run marathons in their stilettos and doesn't look like a drunk version of Bambi in 3-inch heels.

Combine this with a genuine love for Werther's Originals and an affinity for pulling my tights up to my bra-line (It keeps you warm. I don't care how septuagenarian I look.) and you see what we have here, dear reader. I am a Golden Girl stuck in the body of a 23 year old.

I even *whispers* really like prunes.

Just the other day, while flicking through an old Hello! magazine at my aunt's house (She really needs to sort that hoarding habit out.), it was like a ray of clarity fell onto the old, tattered pages in my hands (Seriously, the thing was like 10 years old.). I had a new style icon. Not a very popular one, however. No really like.

It's Old Iron Knickers herself. Maggie T in the sartorial house. Not saying I would have agreed (or even am aware, really) of her leadership policies. Just think she's a snazzy dresser, that's all. And in honour of her 85th birthday, I've put together some ensembles that I'm really quite partial to. Check this sheeeet out below...

Green cape? Why, thank you.

Box-style sixties shift? You're too good to me, MT.

Rose print blazer...Wear it with a simple tee and my skinnies you say?
It would be a pleasure.

Now I just need to get my glare down...


Can we just discuss...


..This woman's urgent need for a reality check.

Michelle Duggar recently announced that Child No. 20 - Jello, J-cloth, I can only hazard a guess - would not be "out of the question".

Even though the last child was born four months premature and had a head the size of a pool ball.

Aside from the fact that these parents should be locked up forever for crimes against child-naming (Jinger or Joy-Anna anyone? Thought not.), it would be more in her line to invest in several economy sized tubs of Frizz Ease for her family.

Even though the words "dumpster" or "black hole" could surely be used in relation to her vajayjay at this stage.

Somebody, somewhere tie her tubes please.

Low lie the fields of...FML.

For some reason, once I leave the country, I have the urge to turn into the biggest Irish stereotype ever. I can usually resist, but add (any) alcohol into the mix and the whole thing gets a bit ridiculous.

I'm talking Tom Cruise in "Far and Away" bad.

I mean, I will happily tell people this is how I go to work...

(Image from rtenews.ie)

I think I'm turning into this guy. FML. Hide the bodhran people. For your own sakes.



Respectable, Modern, American, Upscale...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOMf8Nar2c

Easily the best video on YouTube. Easily.